25+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 4, 2025)

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    petersobased @worldmap Sep 16 Limiting myself to just one drink tonight 360 SMIRNOFF NO MESS CAP SMUCKER'S Sundae Shoc Syrup Caramel FLAVORED S ngelico Lace TEKERS KERS
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    ariel @donotdelay · Sep 29 Planning a Brooklyn wedding that doesn't look like this is impossible
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    Satan @s8n. Sep 28 9AM AT HOME: 7AM AT A HOTEL:
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    MAX | MCRDC... @616WAY.... Sep 28 I DO NOT "MEAL PREP" I DO NOT "BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF ...
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    Charles @wotancore Sep 29 We were closer to 2030 than 2020 on New Year's Day 2021. Time only marches forward, and there is no Herculean effort that could have turned the clock back. @user000000 - Sep 27 we are closer to 2030 than 2020 0:34
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    mariana @pastapilled Sep 27 • There's reels I wanna send to you but I'll just let you live.. • • •
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    sydney ❤ @mornings@da Sep 24 Colin Powell. Why the f · did he pronounce it like "colon." Things I was too young to properly address in 2002. ...
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    li@ ▼online @lllliatttt Sep 23 • ... POV: you're determined to change the public image of exorcists. 7,081 182 לי
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    Ihateberwa... @ihateberw... Sep 23 • ... Why is no one raaaaaptured
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    DA VINKI @VorosTwins - Sep 23 = t pain full name Google × ALL NEWS IMAGES VIDEOS MAPS T-Pain Full name Tylenol Painrelief
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    anna!!! :)) ✰✰✰C @frogs4girls. Sep 24 ??? ok A Real Good Egg a 64° 10 45 mi 3. 8 min slower 55 5 n
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    Harout @HaroutKhack Sep 30 Overheard in sf: • "I think that guys listening to our conversation"
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    Chatelaine Sade @greenmorefields · Oct 1 The Lion does not concern himself with.. ouuggh.. ooouuugggghhhh... ouhhgh.. O Alexandra Sorolla "Love Tames the Force" @AlexandraSoro - Sep 30 By Angelo Josef Graf von Courten. German painter of Bavarian origin. (1848–1925) A Coerten ...
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    • Rhine Stoned Co... @Bis... Sep 30 Ratatouille is the name of a dish, the monster's name is Remy lumi @ilylumii · Sep 30 • Y'all think NYC is bad? Ratatouille and the gang welcomes you to paris 0:08 TOUR REIMS ...
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    Mikael @Bacardi Capital Oct 1 . October opening up with a 50 degree morning ...
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    Neb| how come CNN CNN 0:54 @NebsGoodTakes · Oct 1 • € China's record-breaking glass bridge closes
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    Meggy @dogmatic_shorty Sep 27 • We're probably going to be together forever Ben My greatest strength shopping Love Yay Match with Ben
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    5. @5ivehagreeves - Sep 22 God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all
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    Allison @llisonchan Sep 30 • in life. there are osterias. there are trattorias. and there are ristorantes.
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    macks @macccks · Sep 29 if only i knew... macks @macccks Jun 9, 2022 greatest website ever capybara riding a skateboard Run ..
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    TES RAMAS TEORIST worms cit... @christapeter.... Sep 24 In 1966 my mom was 10 years old and they gave her an allergy test and informed her she was allergic to vermouth
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    LUKE... @VERYKOOLLU.... Sep 21 I would rather make 200k a year and be unemployed than make 50k a year working a job
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    The Onion ✔@TheOnion · 18h • Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona 'Keith Urban' Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Perso... From theonion.com
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    Future Adam C... @adamc... 13h . ...
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    Chief Longevit... @man.... Sep 30 hello why are we naming protein bars after biblical men lacob Jacob The World's Cleanest Protein Bar" Jacob The World's Cleanest Protein Bar 20g Grass P 20g Grass-Fed Protein No Seed Ols Nothing Artificial Sweetened with Organic Honey Jacob The World's Cleanest Protein Bar loved Cho Coo acob orld's Cleanest Protein Bar" 20g Grass-Fed Protein No Seed Oils Nothing Artificial Sweetened with Organic Honey PAYKA Fed Protein Vis tificial with Organic Honey colate Vani
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    Outlaw. @wholelif3 · Oct 1 Too real joor OFFE SUGA 93 comments EL X Tshepi Is it for losing weight or gaining 2022-5-8 Reply Meals by Siya | Foodfluencer Creator I made it purely for enjoyment 2022-5-10 Reply View 1 reply & 11 Д ...
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